Blonde's Year in Review T C

Blonde's Year in  Review: 

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired  from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles  won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw  puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on  escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make  Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June  - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a  slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,  other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain  storm.....car swamped, because top was  down.

September - The  capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M  &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4  1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh  108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"  button on the phone!!! 
   
What a year!!